I'm a mom and a wife. I work full-time (and then some). I drink and swear, but I don't smoke (so there's that). I have lots of big ideas (like getting the house clean. Really clean. Not "oh-crap-people-are-coming-over-shove-shit-into-the-closets" clean). I'm working on the follow through. I'm tired. I love my kids fiercely.